Remember that time I drove around for a couple days thinking my steering was messed up and in all actuality I had a flat tire?
I do.
I even remember attempting to put air in said tire and being incapable and having a worker come out, move my car to the garage, so that an elderly man could properly fill it up.
Then I got to work and as I headed down the stairs to the other building to pick up mail I sang to my coworker:
Here's the mail
it never fails
makes me want to wag my tail
when it comes I want to wail
MAAAIIILLL
The best part was as I opened the door with the final note of the Blue's Clues song, an administrator stood there with a huge smirk on his face.
Sigh, I'm so fucking amazing sometimes it's almost scary.