1. I dress super cool: think zebra tee-shirt and camouflage crocs cool.
2. I will bring solo cups and convince the party host to come up with a make-shift beirut table.
3. When someone arrives I will shout out a greeting including both their first & last name, even if they have no idea who I am.
4. Dance parties are awesome and I will make even the most reluctant party attender attempt the 2-step, maybe even the harlem shake.
5. I will bring my own koozie and proceed to lose it, prompting a scavenger hunt the next day.
